Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes – Davidson Provision Co.

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Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

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Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That’s why this cargo-short pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note or just ‘Hi hungry, I’m Dad.’ VINTAGE INSPIRED - Cards include 100 absolutely timeless yet annoying dad jokes but are styled with a touch of nostalgia, perfect to make the dad in your life chuckle and reminisce about the good old days. GIFT IT UP - The Emergency Dad Jokes by Brass Monkey is a fun and humorous way to spend time with the fathers and children in your life. From witty one-liners to clever puns this collection is a perfect blend of vintage style and timeless humor. It’s a gift that brings joy and creates unforgettable moments between you and your dad.

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Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes